Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Safiya (Guest) on January 11, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 8, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Husna (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 27, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 20, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on December 20, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Sofia (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 8, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Yahya (Guest) on November 27, 2016
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 13, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Tambwe (Guest) on November 3, 2016
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
John Kamande (Guest) on October 31, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Shani (Guest) on October 18, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Bahati (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 11, 2016
๐ You got me good!
Mustafa (Guest) on October 7, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 3, 2016
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 2, 2016
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Shukuru (Guest) on September 28, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on September 23, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Ali (Guest) on September 23, 2016
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 14, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 25, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 21, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Rukia (Guest) on August 21, 2016
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 14, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 14, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Binti (Guest) on August 11, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 10, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
John Lissu (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 28, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Juma (Guest) on July 13, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 10, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 24, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 11, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 9, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Tabu (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Salima (Guest) on May 28, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 19, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 16, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 15, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 29, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 15, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 2, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 25, 2016
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Nuru (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 22, 2016
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐