Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! ๐๐ฅ๏ธโ๏ธ
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 4, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on November 29, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Rukia (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 11, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on October 28, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on October 16, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 11, 2017
๐ You got me!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 11, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Kiza (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 18, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 13, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
Nasra (Guest) on August 31, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on August 24, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 23, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Rehema (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Rashid (Guest) on August 10, 2017
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Rukia (Guest) on August 8, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Nyota (Guest) on August 6, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Fikiri (Guest) on August 2, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 1, 2017
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 30, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Amir (Guest) on July 19, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 12, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Hekima (Guest) on July 7, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 30, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 26, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Hashim (Guest) on May 24, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 11, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Furaha (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 28, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 25, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Chiku (Guest) on April 16, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 15, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 30, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 25, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
John Kamande (Guest) on March 19, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Amir (Guest) on March 18, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 23, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 10, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 9, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Mjaka (Guest) on January 22, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 21, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Mazrui (Guest) on January 19, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 31, 2016
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 20, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on November 30, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Rubea (Guest) on November 16, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ