Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! ๐ฟ๐
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! ๐ง๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 13, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Hamida (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Shamim (Guest) on March 10, 2018
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 28, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Chum (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Hekima (Guest) on February 12, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 10, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on February 6, 2018
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 27, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Furaha (Guest) on December 29, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 28, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Omari (Guest) on December 28, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Zainab (Guest) on December 25, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on December 12, 2017
๐ This is gold!
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 27, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 23, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 10, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Safiya (Guest) on October 27, 2017
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Asha (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Latifa (Guest) on October 6, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Khalifa (Guest) on October 4, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Salum (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 20, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 5, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Latifa (Guest) on August 29, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 29, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Chiku (Guest) on August 23, 2017
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 11, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2017
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Ramadhan (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on July 3, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 2, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Sofia (Guest) on June 28, 2017
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Arifa (Guest) on June 22, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 17, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Omar (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on May 31, 2017
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Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 26, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Chum (Guest) on May 21, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 11, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 4, 2017
๐ You got me!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 27, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ