The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! ๐ค๐
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 4, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 4, 2018
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 31, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 27, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 17, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 16, 2017
๐ Too good!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 15, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Ahmed (Guest) on December 11, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Sarafina (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Zubeida (Guest) on December 6, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Josephine (Guest) on December 3, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Safiya (Guest) on November 20, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Kazija (Guest) on November 14, 2017
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 11, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 24, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Omar (Guest) on October 22, 2017
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 11, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on October 3, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Umi (Guest) on September 30, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Amina (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 20, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Hashim (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 12, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 30, 2017
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Umi (Guest) on June 29, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Warda (Guest) on June 18, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Maneno (Guest) on June 3, 2017
๐ This just made my day!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Omari (Guest) on May 30, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Maulid (Guest) on May 10, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Sofia (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 3, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Rubea (Guest) on March 28, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 24, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Wande (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 2, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
Rashid (Guest) on February 28, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on February 27, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on February 6, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Rukia (Guest) on January 26, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 24, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 21, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Shamsa (Guest) on January 14, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on January 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Wande (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 18, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐