Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! ๐๐ฆท
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Faiza (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 21, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 12, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 7, 2018
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Azima (Guest) on January 2, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Zawadi (Guest) on January 2, 2018
๐ Totally hilarious!
Asha (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Rabia (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Shani (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2017
๐ I needed that laugh!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
James Mduma (Guest) on November 5, 2017
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Halimah (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Binti (Guest) on October 23, 2017
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Fatuma (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 20, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Salma (Guest) on October 15, 2017
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 7, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Sofia (Guest) on September 22, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 30, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Amina (Guest) on August 15, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 11, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 27, 2017
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 21, 2017
๐ You got me good!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 19, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Bahati (Guest) on June 17, 2017
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Khamis (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on April 8, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Selemani (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 10, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Salima (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Kassim (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Amir (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 16, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ