What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Hashim (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 15, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 12, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Nchi (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 5, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 1, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 15, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 14, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Zakia (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Khalifa (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 30, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Issa (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 13, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Bahati (Guest) on October 12, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Ahmed (Guest) on October 6, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 16, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

George Tenga (Guest) on September 2, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mzee (Guest) on August 30, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Leila (Guest) on August 29, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Tambwe (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 11, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Latifa (Guest) on August 8, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Kazija (Guest) on July 25, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Kahina (Guest) on July 24, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Fikiri (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

George Tenga (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 3, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 8, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 22, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Zainab (Guest) on May 12, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Shamsa (Guest) on May 2, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Faiza (Guest) on April 27, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Farida (Guest) on April 26, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Sharifa (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 12, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Baridi (Guest) on April 2, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 19, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 19, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Jabir (Guest) on February 26, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Issa (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 23, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 21, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂