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What is Draculaโ€™s favorite fruit?

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Dracula's favorite fruit is a ๐Ÿฉธ๐ŸŽ"Bloody Apple"! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ


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Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ

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Hashim (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 15, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ Pure comedy gold!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 12, 2018

I canโ€™t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโ€™s seven years in a row now. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐Ÿ˜ด

Nchi (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I canโ€™t believe how funny this is! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 5, 2018

๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 1, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 15, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† Laughing so hard right now!

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 14, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜

Zakia (Guest) on November 8, 2017

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Khalifa (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 30, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ

Issa (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 13, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!

Bahati (Guest) on October 12, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ

Ahmed (Guest) on October 6, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธโค๏ธ

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฅ

George Tenga (Guest) on September 2, 2017

If stress burned calories, Iโ€™d be a supermodel. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜…

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2017

I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹

Mzee (Guest) on August 30, 2017

Whatโ€™s a skeletonโ€™s least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Leila (Guest) on August 29, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“

Tambwe (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 11, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโ€™d be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ต

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—

Latifa (Guest) on August 8, 2017

Why donโ€™t oysters donate to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ’ฐ

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Why donโ€™t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐Ÿ”๏ธโ„๏ธ

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค

Kazija (Guest) on July 25, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”

Kahina (Guest) on July 24, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ™ƒ

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง

Fikiri (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜ 

George Tenga (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ”‹

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†

Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2017

๐Ÿ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 8, 2017

Sometimes I drink waterโ€”just to surprise my liver. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜‚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 22, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”

Zainab (Guest) on May 12, 2017

๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!

Shamsa (Guest) on May 2, 2017

๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still chuckling at this!

Faiza (Guest) on April 27, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sending this to everyone I know!

Farida (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ

Sharifa (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I donโ€™t care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโ€™m just glad itโ€™s not a shot glass. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿน

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I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2017

Why donโ€™t basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโ€™re afraid of traveling! ๐Ÿ€โœˆ๏ธ

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 12, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ˜œ

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโ€™t fit them in their trunks! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ

Baridi (Guest) on April 2, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2017

๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m saving this one!

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๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see that coming!

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I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฌ

Issa (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿน

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 21, 2017

Itโ€™s not that Iโ€™m lazy, Iโ€™m just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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