Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! 🕷️⚽️
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 17, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 6, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
John Lissu (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 23, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 5, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 4, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Sumaya (Guest) on September 30, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 16, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 14, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Raha (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
John Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Sumaya (Guest) on September 1, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Kassim (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Salum (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 12, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 7, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 2, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 30, 2017
😄 You got me!
Tambwe (Guest) on June 28, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 14, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
Jamal (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 9, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Husna (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Baraka (Guest) on May 24, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 14, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
David Chacha (Guest) on May 4, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Hekima (Guest) on April 19, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Warda (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Mwanais (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 9, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 27, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 25, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Safiya (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Hashim (Guest) on March 19, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 15, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Ali (Guest) on March 15, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 25, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Halimah (Guest) on February 24, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Wande (Guest) on February 20, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Rehema (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Latifa (Guest) on February 15, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 3, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 29, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Nuru (Guest) on January 24, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 24, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣