A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! ๐๐
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the ๐ emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Mustafa (Guest) on January 10, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Salima (Guest) on January 10, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Rukia (Guest) on December 19, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 11, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 1, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Ahmed (Guest) on November 18, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 10, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 3, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 25, 2017
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 13, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Shabani (Guest) on October 11, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 30, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Abubakar (Guest) on September 12, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Juma (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Amir (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Mariam (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Shamim (Guest) on September 2, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Zakia (Guest) on August 24, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
James Mduma (Guest) on August 23, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 21, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 10, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 6, 2017
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 25, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 21, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Jabir (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 27, 2017
๐ This is gold!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 23, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 20, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 6, 2017
๐ You got me!
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Mzee (Guest) on April 26, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Omar (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Zulekha (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 2, 2017
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Hashim (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Omari (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 4, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 25, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐