What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? 🐘📞
A jumbo dialer! 🤣
Explanation:
This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! 🐘📞
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🤣 This one’s fire!
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🤣 This one got me good!
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Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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🤣 Sending this now!
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