Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm! ππ
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Raha (Guest) on April 10, 2018
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Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 7, 2018
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 6, 2018
π Mood instantly lifted!
Mwanais (Guest) on March 29, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Tabu (Guest) on March 26, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 18, 2018
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Hamida (Guest) on February 27, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Mchuma (Guest) on January 27, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Abubakar (Guest) on January 10, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Bakari (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Mhina (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2017
π Laughing so hard right now!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 21, 2017
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Josephine (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2017
π Can't stop laughing!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 18, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Omari (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Rubea (Guest) on November 6, 2017
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 29, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Yusra (Guest) on October 25, 2017
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 18, 2017
π I need to save this one forever!
Mustafa (Guest) on October 15, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
George Mallya (Guest) on September 24, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Safiya (Guest) on September 20, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Maulid (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Safiya (Guest) on September 19, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Fadhila (Guest) on September 19, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Yusra (Guest) on September 19, 2017
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 9, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Abubakar (Guest) on September 8, 2017
π I had to share this with everyone!
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 17, 2017
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Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 10, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Warda (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Bahati (Guest) on July 31, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 18, 2017
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
John Malisa (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 11, 2017
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Neema (Guest) on May 23, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 1, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Yusuf (Guest) on April 30, 2017
π Canβt wait to share this!
Chum (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ