Sekela (Guest) on November 12, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Ndoto (Guest) on November 10, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 7, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 2, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Masika (Guest) on November 1, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

John Mushi (Guest) on October 11, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Kahina (Guest) on October 6, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 27, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Sumaya (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 20, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 13, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

John Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 9, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Kheri (Guest) on September 8, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Hawa (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 9, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 1, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 24, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 2, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Farida (Guest) on June 25, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Sharifa (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 19, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2017

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 31, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 24, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 17, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 16, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Rabia (Guest) on May 14, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Baridi (Guest) on May 12, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Amani (Guest) on May 11, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Salum (Guest) on May 11, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 19, 2017

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Amir (Guest) on April 16, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 10, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 1, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 12, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Selemani (Guest) on March 8, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Juma (Guest) on March 4, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Hamida (Guest) on March 3, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on February 23, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 23, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Rahma (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 24, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 20, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Wande (Guest) on January 16, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 14, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Warda (Guest) on December 29, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Kassim (Guest) on December 24, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Kazija (Guest) on December 14, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Zakaria (Guest) on December 6, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Umi (Guest) on December 5, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃