Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick! 🌳🚫🔄
Explanation:
You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! 😄🪓🌪️
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😆 This one really got me!
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What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Juma (Guest) on October 10, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 30, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 11, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Leila (Guest) on September 5, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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😄 This is pure brilliance!
Nyota (Guest) on July 29, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 27, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 19, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Faiza (Guest) on July 18, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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😃 Instant mood boost!
Masika (Guest) on July 11, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 28, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 11, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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😆 Bookmarking this!
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Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 12, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Leila (Guest) on April 9, 2017
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Victor Malima (Guest) on March 28, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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😂 Gotta save this!
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Omari (Guest) on February 15, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 29, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Rabia (Guest) on January 21, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Neema (Guest) on January 11, 2017
😄 Too good!