Short Answer: "You're just not my type, Triangle. I'm all about those well-rounded individuals! 😜"
Explanation: The circle is known for its perfectly round shape, implying that it prefers things that are also round. However, triangles have sharp corners and straight sides, making them quite the opposite of what the circle finds appealing. The answer adds a touch of humor by suggesting that the circle has a preference for "well-rounded individuals," using the double entendre to create a funny twist. The emoji at the end emphasizes the playful tone and adds an extra layer of cheerfulness.
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 24, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 11, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Neema (Guest) on February 27, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Kahina (Guest) on February 23, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 7, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Furaha (Guest) on January 30, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 29, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mhina (Guest) on January 27, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 24, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 23, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Khatib (Guest) on January 22, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Omar (Guest) on January 21, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Sekela (Guest) on January 18, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Athumani (Guest) on January 14, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 27, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 23, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Zubeida (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Leila (Guest) on December 3, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Bahati (Guest) on November 30, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 11, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Khadija (Guest) on November 9, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
David Chacha (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Azima (Guest) on October 12, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Kheri (Guest) on October 11, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 8, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 28, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Issack (Guest) on September 24, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Sultan (Guest) on September 19, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 17, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 11, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 24, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 9, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Mgeni (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Asha (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 24, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Athumani (Guest) on July 19, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
John Lissu (Guest) on July 15, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Arifa (Guest) on July 10, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Rahma (Guest) on July 1, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Mgeni (Guest) on June 10, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Leila (Guest) on June 7, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 3, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 16, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Abubakari (Guest) on May 14, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 19, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Aziza (Guest) on April 18, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 16, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Abubakar (Guest) on April 14, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 14, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Biashara (Guest) on April 10, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 1, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌