Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! 🦃🍰
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
Baridi (Guest) on January 16, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 16, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Khamis (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 9, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 6, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 1, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Mzee (Guest) on December 25, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Bakari (Guest) on December 25, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Josephine (Guest) on December 25, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Muslima (Guest) on December 22, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Fadhila (Guest) on December 21, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Selemani (Guest) on December 19, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Latifa (Guest) on December 10, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Shamsa (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 27, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Chum (Guest) on November 27, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Chiku (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Sultan (Guest) on November 9, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Mzee (Guest) on November 8, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 3, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Baridi (Guest) on October 28, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 21, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 17, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Shabani (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 8, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Faiza (Guest) on October 1, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Abdullah (Guest) on September 27, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 24, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 24, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Nahida (Guest) on September 23, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Ali (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 10, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 5, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 22, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Kheri (Guest) on August 15, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Nassar (Guest) on August 13, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 7, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Faiza (Guest) on August 4, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Salima (Guest) on July 29, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 13, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 5, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 4, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 4, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
David Chacha (Guest) on June 27, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Sultan (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 9, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 2, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 31, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 31, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 21, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 20, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Chiku (Guest) on May 18, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 17, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
Khadija (Guest) on May 17, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
Sofia (Guest) on May 14, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Yusra (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 9, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Abdillah (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 4, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Kazija (Guest) on April 26, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅