Short Answer: Because they taste funny! 🤡🍴
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! 🎪🦁🍿
Chum (Guest) on December 12, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Nassar (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Habiba (Guest) on November 20, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 10, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 28, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
Khadija (Guest) on October 18, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 4, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 4, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Amina (Guest) on October 2, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Chiku (Guest) on September 22, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 21, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
John Kamande (Guest) on September 19, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 13, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Kiza (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Majid (Guest) on September 4, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 3, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 20, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 13, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Zulekha (Guest) on July 27, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
George Tenga (Guest) on July 24, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 23, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Bahati (Guest) on July 23, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
David Chacha (Guest) on July 14, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Sultan (Guest) on June 24, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Binti (Guest) on June 12, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 4, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Abubakari (Guest) on May 29, 2018
😄 You got me!
James Mduma (Guest) on May 23, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Josephine (Guest) on May 16, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 5, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Rabia (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Nahida (Guest) on April 25, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Warda (Guest) on April 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 9, 2018
😂 So funny!
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 28, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mazrui (Guest) on March 27, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 20, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 12, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Jabir (Guest) on March 6, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
John Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 12, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Nahida (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 4, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 26, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓