Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! ๐ค๐
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! ๐๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 23, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 20, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Makame (Guest) on March 19, 2019
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Mohamed (Guest) on March 4, 2019
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 28, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 28, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on February 24, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Mhina (Guest) on February 13, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Asha (Guest) on February 9, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Nahida (Guest) on February 4, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Khamis (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 2, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 28, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Neema (Guest) on January 1, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 26, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 22, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Majid (Guest) on December 7, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 7, 2018
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 22, 2018
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Baraka (Guest) on November 17, 2018
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 8, 2018
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 25, 2018
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 28, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Leila (Guest) on September 28, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 15, 2018
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on September 6, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 4, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Kheri (Guest) on August 20, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2018
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 30, 2018
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Issa (Guest) on July 17, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Furaha (Guest) on July 12, 2018
๐ This is a keeper!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 3, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 1, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Josephine (Guest) on June 28, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 22, 2018
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 11, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 5, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on May 31, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 15, 2018
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 13, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 10, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Kassim (Guest) on May 8, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Raha (Guest) on April 27, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 27, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 21, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 14, 2018
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Biashara (Guest) on April 1, 2018
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on March 28, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on March 27, 2018
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Furaha (Guest) on February 27, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Jamila (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 17, 2018
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐