Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 27, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 24, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 23, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Shamim (Guest) on January 10, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Nasra (Guest) on January 8, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

James Kimani (Guest) on January 7, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

John Lissu (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 5, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 5, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 1, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jaffar (Guest) on November 26, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Salma (Guest) on November 22, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 5, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 3, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 31, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 31, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Biashara (Guest) on October 29, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 26, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Shabani (Guest) on October 18, 2018

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Rubea (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Amir (Guest) on September 30, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 17, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Issack (Guest) on September 11, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

David Chacha (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 8, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 20, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 12, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Umi (Guest) on August 3, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Baraka (Guest) on July 27, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 23, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 15, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Fadhili (Guest) on July 5, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 29, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on June 26, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Habiba (Guest) on June 11, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Ahmed (Guest) on June 8, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Omari (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 15, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 6, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 1, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Sarafina (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 2, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 29, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Zuhura (Guest) on March 22, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 16, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 8, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 24, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 21, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Shabani (Guest) on February 19, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!