Funny Answer: 📚 In the shelf-help section of the library, under the "shelf"ter of a cozy book nook!
Explanation: Books, just like us, can sometimes get scared or anxious. So, when they're feeling a little frightened, they seek refuge in the shelf-help section of the library. It's a punny play on words, combining "self-help" books with the idea of hiding on a shelf. And of course, since books live in libraries, the library becomes their safe haven. It's a lighthearted and whimsical way to imagine books having their own secret hiding spot! 📚😄
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 1, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 31, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Biashara (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 14, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Hawa (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 28, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Yusuf (Guest) on December 27, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 12, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 12, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 11, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Fatuma (Guest) on December 6, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 6, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Fatuma (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 22, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 16, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 14, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Juma (Guest) on October 9, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 20, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 19, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Baraka (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 10, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Mohamed (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 5, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Yusuf (Guest) on August 30, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Fikiri (Guest) on August 26, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Nchi (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 10, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 3, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Khadija (Guest) on August 2, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Nasra (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 16, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 5, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 3, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 24, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 18, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Rahim (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Majid (Guest) on June 2, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
James Kimani (Guest) on May 23, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Mariam (Guest) on May 19, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Mazrui (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 16, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 15, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 26, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Maulid (Guest) on April 12, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Nashon (Guest) on April 4, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
John Lissu (Guest) on March 24, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on March 17, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 1, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mzee (Guest) on February 16, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔