Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 20, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Rashid (Guest) on December 16, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
James Mduma (Guest) on December 16, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Mzee (Guest) on December 14, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Juma (Guest) on December 14, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 11, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Daudi (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Fatuma (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 2, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 1, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Muslima (Guest) on November 29, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 27, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Ahmed (Guest) on November 25, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 19, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 17, 2018
😂 So funny!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 3, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Hashim (Guest) on November 1, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 30, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Mariam (Guest) on October 19, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Faiza (Guest) on October 17, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Juma (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 13, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 2, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 30, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 17, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 10, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Mzee (Guest) on September 4, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 27, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Daudi (Guest) on August 18, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Mjaka (Guest) on August 10, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 31, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Maulid (Guest) on July 19, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 14, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 7, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Sarafina (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Mashaka (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 22, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 13, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 12, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Zubeida (Guest) on May 10, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Zakia (Guest) on April 21, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
Maneno (Guest) on April 21, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 19, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 16, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Maneno (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
George Mallya (Guest) on March 24, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 21, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
John Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Nuru (Guest) on March 12, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 1, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Nassar (Guest) on February 27, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 17, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Zakaria (Guest) on February 17, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 9, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Saidi (Guest) on February 6, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️