Question: What's a frog's favorite game?
Answer: Croak-et! 🐸⛳️
Explanation: A play on words, combining the word "croak" (the sound a frog makes) with the game of "croquet." The answer suggests that frogs love playing a fun version of croquet called "Croak-et," where they can show off their hopping skills on the golf course. The use of the frog emoji adds to the humor and charm of the answer.
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🤣 This one’s fire!
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 16, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 11, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
David Chacha (Guest) on November 6, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 23, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 23, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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🤣 This one got me good!
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I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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😄 You got me good!
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😆 Totally hilarious!
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Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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😂 This is too funny!
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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶