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Why was the computer cold?

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Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธโ„๏ธ


Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.

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David Kawawa (Guest) on November 14, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜†

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Iโ€™ve had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜œโณ

Selemani (Guest) on October 31, 2019

Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I havenโ€™t lost my mind. Itโ€™s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿคฏ

Jaffar (Guest) on October 27, 2019

Iโ€™m reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโ€™s impossible to put down! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ˜†

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ‰

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 17, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 5, 2019

๐Ÿ˜… I had to share this with everyone!

Ndoto (Guest) on August 26, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณ๐Ÿ‘–

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 25, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐Ÿ”‘๐ŸงŠ

Sultan (Guest) on August 25, 2019

Iโ€™m not arguing, Iโ€™m just explaining why Iโ€™m right. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 25, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ผ

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 13, 2019

If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโ€™t for you. ๐Ÿช‚โŒ

Khalifa (Guest) on August 12, 2019

๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!

Zakaria (Guest) on July 30, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐Ÿ˜†

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I donโ€™t suffer from insanityโ€”I enjoy every minute of it. ๐Ÿคชโณ

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 4, 2019

Iโ€™d rather be someoneโ€™s shot of whiskey than everyoneโ€™s cup of tea. ๐Ÿฅƒโ˜•

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 27, 2019

Iโ€™d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 22, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐Ÿช‘โœ‹

Daudi (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Iโ€™ve got to remember this one for later! ๐Ÿ˜†

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 16, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฌ

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 14, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโ€™s my tractor? ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Saidi (Guest) on June 13, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 5, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 21, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Sultan (Guest) on May 19, 2019

๐Ÿ˜‚ I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in a while!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 28, 2019

Dear math, Iโ€™m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿคฏ

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ด

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 7, 2019

๐Ÿ˜… I needed that!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽง

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 29, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ‰

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 11, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 11, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 5, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿช

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Why donโ€™t koalas make great detectives? Theyโ€™re terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 17, 2019

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 16, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐Ÿ•โฐ

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 15, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†

Athumani (Guest) on February 9, 2019

Donโ€™t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 27, 2019

Why donโ€™t skeletons play music in church? Because they donโ€™t have organs! โ›ช๐ŸŽถ

Hekima (Guest) on January 27, 2019

If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 31, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Zubeida (Guest) on December 29, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿฅš

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 28, 2018

๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸงŒ

Mazrui (Guest) on December 8, 2018

Why donโ€™t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค

Neema (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Running late is my cardio. ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ

Mariam (Guest) on November 29, 2018

Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„

Salum (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโ€™t handle the power struggle! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”‹

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ

John Lissu (Guest) on November 4, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโ€™re transparent! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคฅ

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 27, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ก

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