Short Answer: π€ Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! π΄π’
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!π’π΄π
Neema (Guest) on September 17, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 17, 2019
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Zulekha (Guest) on September 15, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Latifa (Guest) on September 4, 2019
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Nchi (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Zakia (Guest) on August 27, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 25, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Mjaka (Guest) on August 24, 2019
π Iβm still cracking up!
Muslima (Guest) on August 21, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Nasra (Guest) on August 12, 2019
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Rubea (Guest) on August 7, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 2, 2019
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 23, 2019
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Ali (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 11, 2019
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 10, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Zuhura (Guest) on June 27, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
James Kimani (Guest) on June 27, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Shani (Guest) on June 23, 2019
π Laughing so hard right now!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 19, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Mazrui (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 11, 2019
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Shukuru (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 30, 2019
π You totally won the internet today!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2019
π I had to share this with everyone!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 28, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Mustafa (Guest) on May 27, 2019
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Neema (Guest) on May 13, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 12, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Zainab (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 25, 2019
π Mood instantly lifted!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 21, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 14, 2019
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 8, 2019
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 4, 2019
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Saidi (Guest) on March 31, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Nashon (Guest) on March 29, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 26, 2019
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 22, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Hekima (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 9, 2019
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Kheri (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Biashara (Guest) on March 1, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Salima (Guest) on March 1, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Mazrui (Guest) on February 26, 2019
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Rubea (Guest) on February 22, 2019
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 20, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Shani (Guest) on February 19, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 3, 2019
π That punchline!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 25, 2019
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 22, 2019
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 6, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π