Short Answer: Because it had a head start! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 5, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 26, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on December 25, 2019
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 20, 2019
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Jaffar (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Jafari (Guest) on November 25, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
David Chacha (Guest) on November 14, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 10, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 7, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Shamim (Guest) on November 2, 2019
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 24, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Amani (Guest) on October 24, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 22, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 20, 2019
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2019
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 12, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Selemani (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 4, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Jabir (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 28, 2019
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Husna (Guest) on September 28, 2019
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Shani (Guest) on September 18, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 14, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Rahim (Guest) on September 13, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on September 2, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 18, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Tabu (Guest) on August 13, 2019
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 1, 2019
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 31, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 27, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Rabia (Guest) on July 10, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
James Kimani (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 18, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Jafari (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 14, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 2, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Omari (Guest) on June 1, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
John Kamande (Guest) on May 27, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 15, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 11, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Hashim (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Biashara (Guest) on April 29, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 29, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Baridi (Guest) on April 26, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ