Short Answer: 💀 Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!
Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! 👻
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If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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😂 This joke just made my day!
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😄 What a joke!
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😃 Instant mood boost!
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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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😆 I’m dying over here!
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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Kassim (Guest) on August 31, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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🤣 This joke is just too good!
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I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇