The king kept his army in his sleeve! ๐คญ๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Arifa (Guest) on November 16, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 14, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 10, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Salma (Guest) on November 6, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 4, 2019
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Hawa (Guest) on November 4, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 2, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 15, 2019
๐ I needed that laugh!
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 14, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 11, 2019
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 4, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Warda (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Sekela (Guest) on September 16, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 27, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on August 14, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Hekima (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 16, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
Azima (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on July 1, 2019
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Nasra (Guest) on May 28, 2019
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 6, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Sekela (Guest) on April 18, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 12, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Sekela (Guest) on April 2, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 21, 2019
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 2, 2019
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Zainab (Guest) on February 15, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Biashara (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Mustafa (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Rukia (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Rubea (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 28, 2018
๐ Nailed it!
Rahim (Guest) on December 28, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Mwanais (Guest) on December 23, 2018
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Nassor (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Khamis (Guest) on December 9, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 17, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Sharifa (Guest) on November 13, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Halima (Guest) on November 10, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 6, 2018
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 2, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Zulekha (Guest) on October 31, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 29, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Mariam (Guest) on October 25, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค