A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! π¦π
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 8, 2019
π What a joke!
Maimuna (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Raha (Guest) on November 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 27, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Hawa (Guest) on November 25, 2019
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Nashon (Guest) on November 1, 2019
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Ahmed (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Asha (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Sarafina (Guest) on September 3, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Zakia (Guest) on August 25, 2019
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Rehema (Guest) on August 25, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Abubakar (Guest) on August 6, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Arifa (Guest) on August 5, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Wande (Guest) on July 12, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 8, 2019
π You got me!
Ali (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Sekela (Guest) on July 3, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 15, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Salum (Guest) on June 9, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Nchi (Guest) on June 5, 2019
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Chum (Guest) on June 1, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Sekela (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 22, 2019
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 19, 2019
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 10, 2019
π That punchline was epic!
Shabani (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Zulekha (Guest) on April 19, 2019
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Khamis (Guest) on April 12, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 31, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Mashaka (Guest) on March 25, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 23, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Abubakari (Guest) on March 13, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Rukia (Guest) on February 25, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 20, 2019
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 19, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Aziza (Guest) on February 13, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Aziza (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 13, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 7, 2019
π€£ This joke is too good!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 5, 2019
π€£ Brilliant joke!
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Maneno (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬