The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! 🤑🏈
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 4, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Rehema (Guest) on November 3, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Farida (Guest) on November 3, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 2, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Nashon (Guest) on October 27, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 23, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 1, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Salum (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 17, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Fadhili (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 1, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 28, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 25, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 23, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 22, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Kazija (Guest) on August 22, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Hassan (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 16, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Khatib (Guest) on August 13, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 7, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 31, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 31, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Maimuna (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Kahina (Guest) on July 13, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 7, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Rehema (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 26, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Amani (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 6, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Bakari (Guest) on April 30, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 18, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 6, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Sofia (Guest) on March 7, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Nchi (Guest) on March 4, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 28, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 25, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Abubakari (Guest) on February 7, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Salum (Guest) on January 30, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 15, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Athumani (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 2, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 22, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 14, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 9, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 23, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Safiya (Guest) on November 22, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 10, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Nahida (Guest) on November 8, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 6, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!