Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 24, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 20, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 8, 2020

😁 Added to my favorites!

Jamal (Guest) on February 7, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Shukuru (Guest) on February 1, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 28, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 25, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Shukuru (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 16, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Raha (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 3, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Rubea (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 27, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Leila (Guest) on November 9, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Rahim (Guest) on October 28, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 13, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 8, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Biashara (Guest) on October 4, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 29, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 27, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Abdillah (Guest) on September 8, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 4, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 31, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Fadhila (Guest) on August 30, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Hamida (Guest) on August 27, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 25, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Latifa (Guest) on August 25, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Zuhura (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Rehema (Guest) on August 21, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Issa (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 7, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Shabani (Guest) on July 31, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 21, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Faiza (Guest) on July 18, 2019

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 11, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 17, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Farida (Guest) on June 3, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Habiba (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 22, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 29, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 27, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 21, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 20, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 27, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Raha (Guest) on February 13, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 2, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 30, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Ahmed (Guest) on January 22, 2019

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Sumaya (Guest) on January 21, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 19, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜