Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop!
Explanation: 🥋🐷 In this funny riddle, the answer plays on the word "chop." Normally, a pork chop is a cut of meat from a pig. But in this case, we're imagining a pig that practices karate, so we humorously reinterpret the term "pork chop" as a karate-kicking pig. 🐽💥 It's a playful twist that combines the pig's nature with a martial arts reference, resulting in a lighthearted and amusing response.
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 16, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 14, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Nuru (Guest) on February 14, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Zubeida (Guest) on February 11, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Sharifa (Guest) on February 8, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 1, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 31, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 29, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Amina (Guest) on January 27, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Abubakar (Guest) on January 27, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
James Kimani (Guest) on January 7, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Fadhili (Guest) on January 7, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 5, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Halima (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 3, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Jamal (Guest) on November 28, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Shukuru (Guest) on November 27, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
George Tenga (Guest) on November 23, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
George Tenga (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Aziza (Guest) on November 10, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 31, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 13, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Sumaya (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Rehema (Guest) on September 24, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Sarafina (Guest) on September 9, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 7, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Mhina (Guest) on September 5, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 21, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 14, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 7, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 17, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 16, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 1, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 28, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Omari (Guest) on June 20, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 10, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Amir (Guest) on June 8, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Latifa (Guest) on June 4, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 30, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 30, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 29, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Jaffar (Guest) on May 22, 2019
😆 That punchline!
Tambwe (Guest) on May 7, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 2, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
John Malisa (Guest) on April 26, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 21, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 21, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Safiya (Guest) on April 2, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Jaffar (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵