ππ They both have trunks! ππ
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. π€©
Hassan (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 14, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Raha (Guest) on December 3, 2019
π Laughing so hard right now!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 3, 2019
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Nassor (Guest) on November 30, 2019
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Arifa (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 17, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Sarafina (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Kiza (Guest) on November 1, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Mjaka (Guest) on October 30, 2019
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 25, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 12, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Abdullah (Guest) on October 10, 2019
π Iβm still cracking up!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Rehema (Guest) on September 23, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Abubakari (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Mgeni (Guest) on September 12, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Biashara (Guest) on September 11, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 22, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 20, 2019
π Instant mood boost!
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 5, 2019
π Too good!
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 4, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 18, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Kiza (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Furaha (Guest) on July 11, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Nuru (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 28, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Josephine (Guest) on June 25, 2019
π Added to my favorites!
David Chacha (Guest) on June 24, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Issa (Guest) on June 20, 2019
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Mazrui (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Issack (Guest) on June 3, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Farida (Guest) on May 24, 2019
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 8, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 6, 2019
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2019
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 22, 2019
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Kahina (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 1, 2019
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 23, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 20, 2019
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
George Tenga (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 16, 2019
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Maimuna (Guest) on March 14, 2019
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π