Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
Abubakari (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
James Mduma (Guest) on July 11, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 8, 2020
๐ What a joke!
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Chiku (Guest) on June 27, 2020
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 14, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Mariam (Guest) on June 6, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 5, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on May 31, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Halima (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
George Mallya (Guest) on May 28, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Hekima (Guest) on May 28, 2020
๐ Saving this one!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 24, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 22, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 19, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 15, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 11, 2020
๐ Too good!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 30, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on April 23, 2020
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Shukuru (Guest) on April 21, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on April 15, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 12, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Daudi (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Hashim (Guest) on April 11, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Khamis (Guest) on April 10, 2020
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2020
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 30, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 10, 2020
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 29, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 28, 2020
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Daudi (Guest) on February 23, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Umi (Guest) on February 12, 2020
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 5, 2020
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Latifa (Guest) on February 2, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Baraka (Guest) on January 26, 2020
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Zubeida (Guest) on January 12, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 7, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 18, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 12, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 3, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Mchawi (Guest) on November 30, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 26, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Arifa (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 18, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 16, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 10, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 5, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 4, 2019
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Salma (Guest) on November 3, 2019
๐ This one really got me!