Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 26, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

James Kimani (Guest) on February 8, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on January 27, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 20, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 15, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on January 9, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 8, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Bakari (Guest) on January 7, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 6, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Nassar (Guest) on January 1, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 1, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 23, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

James Kimani (Guest) on November 30, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Salum (Guest) on November 27, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 7, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Saidi (Guest) on November 6, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 5, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 31, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Rehema (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 22, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 21, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Masika (Guest) on October 21, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Husna (Guest) on October 12, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 10, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Nuru (Guest) on October 7, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 4, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 1, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 24, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 13, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 30, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 28, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 28, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Abubakar (Guest) on August 22, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 15, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Issack (Guest) on August 11, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Ahmed (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 19, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 20, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 20, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 16, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Masika (Guest) on June 14, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 7, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Juma (Guest) on May 13, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Tabu (Guest) on April 29, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Jaffar (Guest) on April 29, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 17, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Baraka (Guest) on April 7, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Amani (Guest) on April 4, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸