The outside! 🦃🌟
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "side" by suggesting that the outside of the turkey has the most feathers because, well, the feathers are all over the outside of the turkey! It's a playful twist on what could be a simple question, adding a touch of humor to make you smile. 🤣🍗
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 28, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 21, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 19, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 9, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
John Lissu (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
James Malima (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Shani (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 12, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 10, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Chum (Guest) on August 1, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Salma (Guest) on July 28, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 21, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 19, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
David Chacha (Guest) on July 15, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 8, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Mgeni (Guest) on July 7, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Masika (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 29, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Rabia (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Kahina (Guest) on June 20, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 12, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 10, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Habiba (Guest) on May 30, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 24, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Sekela (Guest) on May 2, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 27, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 25, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Amani (Guest) on April 3, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 3, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Amina (Guest) on April 1, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 31, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 25, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Fikiri (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 18, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 18, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 28, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 9, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Hashim (Guest) on February 2, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Latifa (Guest) on January 25, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 17, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 15, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
James Malima (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Mzee (Guest) on January 6, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 3, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 28, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 26, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 26, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Binti (Guest) on December 24, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆