A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐๐
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Omar (Guest) on February 3, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on February 2, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 1, 2021
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on January 30, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Selemani (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on January 25, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on January 22, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Mazrui (Guest) on January 14, 2021
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 11, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 4, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2020
๐ I needed that!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 25, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 21, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Abdullah (Guest) on November 25, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 12, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Amani (Guest) on November 8, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Zakaria (Guest) on October 22, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 17, 2020
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 16, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 15, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Khalifa (Guest) on October 14, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 24, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Sumaya (Guest) on September 13, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on September 11, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 1, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on August 28, 2020
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Bakari (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
George Mallya (Guest) on August 10, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Nuru (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 25, 2020
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 23, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Khamis (Guest) on July 18, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 11, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Tambwe (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 3, 2020
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Maida (Guest) on July 3, 2020
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Salum (Guest) on June 20, 2020
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 13, 2020
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Selemani (Guest) on June 11, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Bahati (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 30, 2020
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 16, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2020
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on May 5, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on April 28, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 26, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ