What lights up a stadium? 🤔
A team of firefly cheerleaders! ✨🔥🎉
Explanation:
In this playful response, the answer suggests that it's not the conventional stadium lights that illuminate the stadium, but rather a group of fireflies who serve as the cheerleaders for the event. This adds a humorous twist by imagining tiny insects performing elaborate routines to provide light, creating a whimsical and amusing image. The combination of the fireflies, their natural glow, and the cheerleading concept adds an element of fun and surprise to the answer.
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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😄 This is pure brilliance!
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I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
David Chacha (Guest) on June 12, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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😂 This is too funny!
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Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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😄 You got me!
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😂 I’m dying!
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This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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😂 Gotta save this!
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🤣 This one’s fire!
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😁 Added to my favorites!
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣