Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji 🥖 can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 30, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 28, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 26, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Asha (Guest) on October 25, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 20, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 16, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 30, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Mustafa (Guest) on September 28, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Rubea (Guest) on September 21, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
James Kimani (Guest) on September 3, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Fikiri (Guest) on August 15, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 1, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
Ndoto (Guest) on July 11, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 8, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Omar (Guest) on July 7, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 4, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mwanais (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Fadhila (Guest) on June 28, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
Zubeida (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Mhina (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Aziza (Guest) on May 26, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Baridi (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Mustafa (Guest) on May 8, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Shani (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Farida (Guest) on April 25, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 18, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 17, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Nyota (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 28, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 23, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Mazrui (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Wande (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 8, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 7, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Daudi (Guest) on March 7, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 2, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 18, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Ndoto (Guest) on February 11, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Sharifa (Guest) on February 2, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Habiba (Guest) on January 30, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 22, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 31, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 19, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴