Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! ๐ฆ๐ป
Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! ๐คฃ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 15, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 6, 2020
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Furaha (Guest) on December 4, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 30, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 25, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 20, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on October 14, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
George Mallya (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 22, 2020
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 21, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 17, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 14, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Sharifa (Guest) on August 31, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Daudi (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 10, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Rahma (Guest) on July 26, 2020
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 4, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Baraka (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Athumani (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 12, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Husna (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2020
๐ What a joke!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 2, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Faiza (Guest) on May 25, 2020
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 20, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 16, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Shamim (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 11, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 6, 2020
๐ You got me good!
Juma (Guest) on May 2, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2020
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 3, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 22, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 14, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 25, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 20, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Warda (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Hassan (Guest) on January 31, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
James Mduma (Guest) on January 29, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Azima (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Shabani (Guest) on January 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Fadhili (Guest) on January 10, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 5, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Issack (Guest) on December 23, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช