Salum (Guest) on January 13, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Hekima (Guest) on January 11, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mjaka (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 17, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 8, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Warda (Guest) on December 7, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 4, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Neema (Guest) on November 25, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mazrui (Guest) on November 22, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Zakia (Guest) on November 19, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 19, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 11, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 5, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

John Lissu (Guest) on November 3, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Majid (Guest) on October 20, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Chum (Guest) on September 20, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

David Chacha (Guest) on September 16, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mashaka (Guest) on September 13, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 2, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 22, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Amina (Guest) on August 21, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 18, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Sharifa (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 20, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 18, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 10, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 9, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 3, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 29, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mchuma (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 21, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Ahmed (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 12, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 10, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

James Malima (Guest) on June 4, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 30, 2020

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 17, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 13, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

James Malima (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 12, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 7, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 29, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 15, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 12, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 5, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 4, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 4, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Rubea (Guest) on April 3, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Shabani (Guest) on March 30, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 23, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Habiba (Guest) on March 15, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mashaka (Guest) on February 15, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Zubeida (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 31, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅