Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.
Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?
Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Jamal (Guest) on July 26, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 25, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 19, 2020
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Furaha (Guest) on July 7, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 5, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2020
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 27, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Rukia (Guest) on June 23, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 9, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Sultan (Guest) on May 25, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 23, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Neema (Guest) on May 18, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 12, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 9, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 8, 2020
๐ You got me good!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Josephine (Guest) on April 17, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 12, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Majid (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 4, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on March 31, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Chiku (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 27, 2020
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on March 24, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 20, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Sarafina (Guest) on March 8, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Jabir (Guest) on March 6, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 29, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Saidi (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 3, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 12, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 25, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 24, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Husna (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
David Chacha (Guest) on November 30, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on November 25, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Sharifa (Guest) on November 14, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Maulid (Guest) on November 9, 2019
๐ This joke just made my day!
Salima (Guest) on November 6, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 4, 2019
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 3, 2019
๐ Bookmarking this!
James Mduma (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Jafari (Guest) on October 19, 2019
๐ You totally won the internet today!