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Kuna maprofesa 40 walipanda AIR TANZANIA ili wasafari. Kabla ndege haijaanza kuondoka, Lilipita tangazo kama ifuatavyo:

Ndugu wasafiri wote, ndege unayotarajia kusafiri nayo imetengenezwa na wanafunzi wa Kitanzania.
Baada ya tangazo maprofesa wote waliteremka isipokuwa mmoja alibaki kwenye kiti chake
Walipomuuliza ni kwanini hakuondoka akajibu kwa haraka na furaha kuwa:
Kama ndege hii imetengenezwa na watanzania, hata kuwaka haitawaka!

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Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 13, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 5, 2017

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Salum (Guest) on June 10, 2017

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Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 29, 2017

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Amina (Guest) on November 7, 2016

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Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 30, 2016

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 25, 2016

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! β˜•πŸ˜†

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 22, 2016

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Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 18, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

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Kijakazi (Guest) on August 20, 2016

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Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 6, 2016

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Frank Macha (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! πŸ‘πŸ€£

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 10, 2016

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🀣🀣

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 9, 2016

Huyu alikuwa na point! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 22, 2016

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 19, 2016

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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 9, 2016

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Maimuna (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 22, 2016

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 15, 2016

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

James Mduma (Guest) on March 9, 2016

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Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 23, 2016

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Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 4, 2016

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 3, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

Raha (Guest) on November 17, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 1, 2015

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Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Œ

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 3, 2015

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 11, 2015

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Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 23, 2015

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 20, 2015

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 15, 2015

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

David Chacha (Guest) on June 26, 2015

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Saidi (Guest) on April 11, 2015

πŸ˜† Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 5, 2015

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 1, 2015

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜„

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