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Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili

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MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday

MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatuonani mzee, mishe vipi, mnatunyima nini? Juzi nimekuona kwa mbaaali… mzee shavu dodo, full kipupwe! Sie tupo bwana, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu, wife nae kajifungua ghafla. Sasa, kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama kweli. Naweza pata 'Laki Moja' ya karibu hapo nitarudisha mwisho wa mwezi…?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 8, 2017

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Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 26, 2017

πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

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Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 16, 2017

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Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 18, 2017

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 4, 2017

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

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Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜‚

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 15, 2016

Huyu alikuwa na point! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 15, 2016

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 13, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 26, 2016

πŸ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Amani (Guest) on September 14, 2016

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 6, 2016

πŸ˜… Bado ninacheka!

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Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 22, 2016

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 7, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 6, 2016

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini!

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Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 5, 2016

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Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 26, 2016

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Asha (Guest) on February 13, 2016

🀣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mwanais (Guest) on December 3, 2015

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 17, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 30, 2015

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 27, 2015

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George Mallya (Guest) on October 18, 2015

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Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 7, 2015

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 29, 2015

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Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 8, 2015

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Mohamed (Guest) on July 8, 2015

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Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 22, 2015

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 21, 2015

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

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Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 28, 2015

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Nahida (Guest) on May 9, 2015

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

James Mduma (Guest) on April 17, 2015

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

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