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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ€£

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 20, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

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Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Majid (Guest) on February 3, 2017

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

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Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2016

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Latifa (Guest) on December 16, 2016

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 21, 2016

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 10, 2016

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Rukia (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! πŸ˜„

Halimah (Guest) on October 17, 2016

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Mzee (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜‚

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 17, 2016

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜…

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 6, 2016

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

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Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 30, 2016

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🀣

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Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! β˜•πŸ˜†

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πŸ˜‚ Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

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Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

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Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

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πŸ˜‚ Nacheka hadi nalia!

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜‚ Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!

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Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

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Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

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Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

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πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

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Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

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Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

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Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Nahida (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! πŸ˜‚

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 19, 2015

🀣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 19, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Kassim (Guest) on October 19, 2015

πŸ˜… Bado ninacheka!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

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😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

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Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

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