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Why was the computer cold?

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Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธโ„๏ธ


Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.

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Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 8, 2021

If weโ€™re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒ™

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 7, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก

Saidi (Guest) on November 3, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!

Mohamed (Guest) on October 19, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 18, 2021

Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ›„๐Ÿš

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I donโ€™t procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 2, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Umi (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I always give 100% at workโ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜‚

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Why donโ€™t scientists trust stairs? Theyโ€™re always leading you up to something! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿชœ

Bakari (Guest) on September 4, 2021

Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 3, 2021

Iโ€™m definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐Ÿ˜†

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 22, 2021

I smile because I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s going on. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 6, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

Salum (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I havenโ€™t even gone to bed yet, and I already canโ€™t wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜†

Mariam (Guest) on July 28, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this right now!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 24, 2021

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜œ

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 21, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 20, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ Pure comedy gold!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 23, 2021

I donโ€™t know how to act my age because Iโ€™ve never been this age before. ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽ‚

Nchi (Guest) on June 17, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

Mchuma (Guest) on June 5, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is too funny!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 

Rukia (Guest) on June 3, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Whatโ€™s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐Ÿช‚๐ŸŒ

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2021

I love long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 13, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคฒ

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 11, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ˜•๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Rubea (Guest) on May 6, 2021

This joke deserves an award! ๐Ÿ†

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 29, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโ€™s no app to keep track of them. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 26, 2021

Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bahati (Guest) on April 21, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿฅ”

Rahma (Guest) on April 12, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜‚

James Mduma (Guest) on April 10, 2021

๐Ÿ˜ Added to my favorites!

Salma (Guest) on April 4, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 8, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฟ

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 25, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด

Habiba (Guest) on February 19, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ

Jamal (Guest) on February 18, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Abubakar (Guest) on February 3, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ This joke is too good!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 24, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ—๏ธ

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 20, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜†

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜†

Zawadi (Guest) on January 6, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† Laughing so hard right now!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 2, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿน

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 1, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐Ÿงน๐ŸŽ‰

Amina (Guest) on December 27, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜†

Khalifa (Guest) on November 26, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 10, 2020

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!

Ahmed (Guest) on November 10, 2020

๐Ÿ˜ This just made my day!

Abdillah (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Whatโ€™s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ–ค

Omar (Guest) on November 3, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโ€™t see himself doing it! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿšซ

Farida (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 19, 2020

๐Ÿ˜† Saving this one!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 1, 2020

๐Ÿ˜„ You got me good!

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