Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! ๐๐
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! ๐ โโ๏ธ๐๐
Fatuma (Guest) on November 7, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 6, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 4, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Issack (Guest) on November 3, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Hashim (Guest) on October 30, 2021
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 16, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 10, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 1, 2021
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Jamila (Guest) on September 29, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on September 28, 2021
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 13, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Mchuma (Guest) on September 12, 2021
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
John Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2021
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Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 4, 2021
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 4, 2021
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 3, 2021
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Husna (Guest) on September 1, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 27, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 7, 2021
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 4, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Zainab (Guest) on July 23, 2021
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Maneno (Guest) on July 14, 2021
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Juma (Guest) on July 13, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 21, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Rukia (Guest) on June 12, 2021
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 11, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Baridi (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 30, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on May 29, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
James Malima (Guest) on May 18, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 2, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 27, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 19, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Nuru (Guest) on April 8, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 30, 2021
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๐ This made my day!
James Malima (Guest) on March 23, 2021
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 17, 2021
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Maimuna (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 24, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Maulid (Guest) on February 24, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 22, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
John Lissu (Guest) on February 15, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Kazija (Guest) on January 12, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on January 6, 2021
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Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 30, 2020
๐ That punchline was epic!
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Salma (Guest) on December 25, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on December 18, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 14, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก