Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! ๐ฒ๐ด
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
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Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 21, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 12, 2021
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 11, 2021
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Zubeida (Guest) on December 8, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
John Malisa (Guest) on November 29, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 22, 2021
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 16, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Fadhili (Guest) on November 15, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 14, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
John Malisa (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Jaffar (Guest) on October 31, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Maulid (Guest) on October 13, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 27, 2021
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 16, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 13, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 11, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Chum (Guest) on September 11, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 6, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 3, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 25, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on August 24, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Josephine (Guest) on August 22, 2021
๐ Still cracking up!
Mjaka (Guest) on August 16, 2021
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 14, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Saidi (Guest) on August 13, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 11, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 14, 2021
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 12, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 12, 2021
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on June 30, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Khamis (Guest) on June 27, 2021
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Majid (Guest) on June 25, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 22, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 12, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Salima (Guest) on June 11, 2021
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 11, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Mzee (Guest) on June 11, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on June 9, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 7, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 3, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 1, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Shamim (Guest) on May 28, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 11, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Hekima (Guest) on May 5, 2021
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Neema (Guest) on May 2, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
John Kamande (Guest) on May 1, 2021
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 28, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on April 18, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 13, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on April 9, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 6, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 5, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Khadija (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Abubakari (Guest) on March 11, 2021
๐ Rolling on the floor!