The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! π¦
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Jamal (Guest) on July 30, 2021
π I need to save this one forever!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 28, 2021
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 22, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Hamida (Guest) on July 20, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Jamila (Guest) on July 15, 2021
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 5, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 11, 2021
π Iβm still laughing!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 9, 2021
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 8, 2021
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Nashon (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Omari (Guest) on May 28, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 17, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 14, 2021
π That punchline was epic!
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 7, 2021
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Ali (Guest) on April 17, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Saidi (Guest) on April 11, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Athumani (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 23, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 17, 2021
π What a joke!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 8, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Majid (Guest) on March 5, 2021
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 17, 2021
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Bakari (Guest) on February 6, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 29, 2021
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Saidi (Guest) on January 20, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
James Kimani (Guest) on January 9, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 31, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
George Mallya (Guest) on December 26, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 17, 2020
π That punchline!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 11, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Ndoto (Guest) on December 11, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 30, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Asha (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Warda (Guest) on November 15, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Nuru (Guest) on November 15, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Masika (Guest) on November 15, 2020
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 9, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 6, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Jaffar (Guest) on November 3, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 26, 2020
π I needed that!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Rubea (Guest) on October 22, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Hashim (Guest) on October 15, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 4, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Rukia (Guest) on September 28, 2020
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 24, 2020
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 23, 2020
π Perfect joke!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 21, 2020
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
George Tenga (Guest) on September 20, 2020
π This joke just made my day!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Rashid (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Selemani (Guest) on September 14, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 12, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Jafari (Guest) on August 23, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 18, 2020
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£