A turkey likes to gobble up sunny-side up weather! βοΈπ¦
Explanation:
Turkeys are notorious for their love of gobbling, just like how we enjoy gobbling up sunny-side up eggs! So, it only makes sense that a turkey would prefer sunny weather, where they can bask in the warmth while dreaming about their favorite breakfast. This playful answer adds a touch of humor and creativity to the question, making it a funny and enjoyable riddle to share with others.
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George Wanjala (Guest) on December 12, 2021
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Mjaka (Guest) on December 10, 2021
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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George Tenga (Guest) on November 28, 2021
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Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Raha (Guest) on October 23, 2021
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Shabani (Guest) on October 23, 2021
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Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 17, 2021
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Chiku (Guest) on October 9, 2021
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Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 3, 2021
π This is too funny!
Zawadi (Guest) on September 10, 2021
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Hamida (Guest) on September 8, 2021
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Sofia (Guest) on August 30, 2021
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Hawa (Guest) on August 24, 2021
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Frank Macha (Guest) on August 21, 2021
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 19, 2021
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Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2021
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Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 17, 2021
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Kijakazi (Guest) on June 17, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 16, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Abdullah (Guest) on June 11, 2021
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Salma (Guest) on June 3, 2021
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
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Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 25, 2021
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Athumani (Guest) on April 19, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 1, 2021
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Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 24, 2021
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Grace Minja (Guest) on March 22, 2021
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 20, 2021
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Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 17, 2021
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Halima (Guest) on March 10, 2021
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Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 9, 2021
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Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 8, 2021
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Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 25, 2021
π Still cracking up!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 18, 2021
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Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2021
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Salima (Guest) on February 16, 2021
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Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 3, 2021
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Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 31, 2021
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John Lissu (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 26, 2021
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Binti (Guest) on January 26, 2021
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Rahim (Guest) on January 25, 2021
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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2021
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Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 10, 2021
π Iβm saving this one!