Mummies love rap music! ๐ค๐ฅ
Explanation:
Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! ๐๐บ๐ฅ
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on August 27, 2021
๐ This is gold!
Baridi (Guest) on August 19, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Warda (Guest) on August 16, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 8, 2021
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 2, 2021
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Wande (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 31, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Makame (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 12, 2021
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 4, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 27, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 23, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 21, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Rukia (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on June 4, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Kazija (Guest) on May 15, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Salum (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 13, 2021
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on May 11, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on May 6, 2021
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 6, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Majid (Guest) on April 29, 2021
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Khatib (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Josephine (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 9, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 1, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 10, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 8, 2021
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 6, 2021
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2021
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 5, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on February 11, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 2, 2021
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Saidi (Guest) on January 29, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Shamsa (Guest) on January 11, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Jamal (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 8, 2021
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 5, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 24, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on December 9, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Jafari (Guest) on November 29, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Sekela (Guest) on November 25, 2020
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Shamsa (Guest) on October 27, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 11, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Khamis (Guest) on October 9, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 8, 2020
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 29, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 17, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 12, 2020
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Azima (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 28, 2020
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!