A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the 💀 emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Mazrui (Guest) on February 25, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 21, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Mwanais (Guest) on February 15, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 14, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Khalifa (Guest) on February 11, 2022
😁 This made my day!
Rahim (Guest) on January 29, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 25, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 23, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 16, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 15, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Shamim (Guest) on December 30, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 26, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 26, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 23, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Zakaria (Guest) on December 18, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 17, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Safiya (Guest) on December 15, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
George Tenga (Guest) on December 13, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Nashon (Guest) on December 11, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Rubea (Guest) on December 9, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 5, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 4, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Ali (Guest) on November 27, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 30, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Zainab (Guest) on October 15, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Khadija (Guest) on September 24, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Salma (Guest) on September 13, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Rehema (Guest) on August 27, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 26, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 19, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 16, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 13, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 31, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
John Malisa (Guest) on July 28, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Hashim (Guest) on July 26, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 17, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Warda (Guest) on July 12, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 3, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Amina (Guest) on July 1, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Issack (Guest) on June 9, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Salum (Guest) on June 4, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Nchi (Guest) on June 3, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Zainab (Guest) on June 3, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 16, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Zainab (Guest) on May 1, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 29, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Zawadi (Guest) on April 25, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
James Mduma (Guest) on April 18, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 12, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Athumani (Guest) on March 20, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 11, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Mazrui (Guest) on January 25, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 24, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Nyota (Guest) on January 16, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!