What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? ๐๐
A jumbo dialer! ๐คฃ
Explanation:
This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on September 7, 2021
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 6, 2021
๐ You got me good!
Maneno (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 30, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 29, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 27, 2021
๐ I needed that!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 21, 2021
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Athumani (Guest) on July 17, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Kassim (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 3, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 29, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2021
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Issack (Guest) on May 7, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Salma (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Rahma (Guest) on April 7, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 6, 2021
๐ This joke just made my day!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 4, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2021
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 28, 2021
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 27, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 26, 2021
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Rehema (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Shamim (Guest) on March 10, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 23, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 5, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 2, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 30, 2021
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 17, 2021
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 5, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Neema (Guest) on December 24, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Bahati (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 19, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 17, 2020
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 15, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 7, 2020
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Raha (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 26, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Umi (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Amir (Guest) on November 7, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Nasra (Guest) on November 6, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Rubea (Guest) on November 2, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 28, 2020
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 25, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Amani (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Rahim (Guest) on October 18, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Jaffar (Guest) on October 7, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Daudi (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐