What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? 🐘📞
A jumbo dialer! 🤣
Explanation:
This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! 🐘📞
Khalifa (Guest) on September 7, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 6, 2021
😄 You got me good!
Maneno (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 30, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 29, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 27, 2021
😅 I needed that!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 21, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Athumani (Guest) on July 17, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Kassim (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 3, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 29, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Issack (Guest) on May 7, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Salma (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Rahma (Guest) on April 7, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 6, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 4, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 28, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 27, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 26, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Rehema (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Shamim (Guest) on March 10, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 23, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 5, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 2, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 30, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 17, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 5, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Neema (Guest) on December 24, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Bahati (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 19, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 17, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 15, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 7, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Raha (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 26, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Umi (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Amir (Guest) on November 7, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Nasra (Guest) on November 6, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Rubea (Guest) on November 2, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 28, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 25, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Amani (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Rahim (Guest) on October 18, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Jaffar (Guest) on October 7, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Daudi (Guest) on October 1, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂